MI: Fans, up next is the unification match to determine the new UNDISPUTED North American Champion. For the past few months, Hardcore Jay and his brother Jay Man have been feuding. Neither man has a clean win over each other in singles competition. Tonight is the night they'll settle the score in the cage. Let's go to the ring...

(The lights go out and thunder and lightning goes out across the arena as we watch the barbed wire topped cage decend from the rafters. The fans cheer in anticipation as the ring lands and the N.E.W. officials open up the door which will soon be shackled shut. Finally, "Damage Inc." starts up on the PA as Jay Man makes his way to the ring. The majority of the fans are booing him, but you can hear people cheering for him too.)

SC: Coming to the ring at this time, he is the Intercontinental Champion, JAY MAN!!!

MI: This young man has been in N.E.W. now for the past two months or so and he seems to be getting a following.

LN: What's that?

MI: Before, noone cheered for this man, but now you can hear that he is clearly starting to get a following.

LN: It's because these morons out here are starting to wise up!

MI: What?

LN: They're starting to recognize his talents.

(Jay Man enters the cage and gets in the ring.)

MI: Fans, there are weapons all up in that cage, and the cage is topped of with barbed wire. There is no way out of this match but to either submit or surrender.)

(Suddenly, "Enter Sandman" by metallica start sup on the PA as Hardcore Jay makes his way tot her ing to a rather decisive pop.)

SC: And his opponment, he is a former holder of the World Tag Team Championships, a former EGWA World Champion and current reigning N.E.W. North American Champion, HARDCORE JAY!!!

MI: This man came to N.E.W. a year ago and immediately made an impact by winning the Hardcore Champiosnhip. A year later, and here he is.. he's competing to decide once and for all who is the #1 wrestler in North America.

LN: He's definately come a long way. And he's one bad motha too.

(Hardcore Jay gets in the cage, and the lights go up as Jay Man is signalling for Hardocre Jay to get in the ring. The fans cheer in anticipation as HJ tosses his cane in the ring and grabs a garbage can from ringside and tosses it in. He grabs a table and slides it in, and tosses in a chair. The bell rings and Hardcore Jay grabs a strand of barbedwire as JM grabs the chair and Hardcore Jay slides in.)

UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF NORTH AMERICA Merger of the IC and NA titles Brother vs. Brother in a Shark Steel Cage NEW NA CHAMPION: Hardcore Jay vs. NEW IC CHAMPION: Jay Man


MI: This one is underway, and Jay Man swings with the chair!!!

(HJ ducks, and attempts a clothesline with the wire, but JM ducks. JM goes for another chairshot, but HJ blocks and kicks JM in the crotch and hits him with an axehandle to the face with the barbedwire. The fans cheer as HJ wraps the wire around his fist and JM gets up. HJ punches JM with the barbed wire wrapped fist, and JM is bleeding!!!)

MI: JAY MAN IS BLEEDING!!! MY GOD!!!

LN: Well, you know those people in The City of Brotherly Love just LOVE each other...

MI: This is sick...

(HJ unwraps the fist and uses the barbed wire to strangle the downed JM. The fans start to boo the move as JM kicks around. JM won't submit. HJ looks up at the booing crowd.)

HJ: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

(The fans boo louder.)

MI: My god, what's gotten into him all of a sudden?

(HJ releases the choke, and we see JM gasping for air, but HJ pounds him in the face with his bare fists. HJ gets up and the fans boo as he grabs the chair. JM is gasping for air, and rolling over onto his front, crawling around on all fours and HJ hits him in the back with the chair. The fans boo. HJ hits him again in the back, the fans continue to boo. JM is using the ropes to pull himself back up, and HJ continues the assult on the lower back of JM with the chair with repeated chairjabs and chairshots. JM holds the small of his back as he continues to walk it off.)

MI: I can't beleive this, I haven't seen Hardcore Jay fight this dirty in a long time...

LN: It's that brotherly love coming out of him...

MI: I realize there is a lot of pent up hatred between these two, but someone needs to throw in the towel on this one. Jay Man just isn't a match for this guy on his own...

(HJ spits on the chair and runs toward JM with it to strike again, but this time, JM kicks HJ in the gut to a huge pop. JM is still struggling to stand, but HJ shakes off his pain quickly and goes for another chairshot, and JM ducks out of the way, and HJ hits the top turnbuckle with the chair. JM spins around HJ, and kicks him in the gut and grabs the chair. The two are fighting for the chair, and finally HJ kicks JM down low and hits him in the head with the chair. The fans boo as HJ finally drops the chair. HJ grabs the table and sets it up in the center of the ring, and rolls JM on top of it. The fans boo as HJ punches JM in the ribcage to soften up the ribs. HJ gets up on the top rope and spits at his brother. HJ leaps off, and JM rolls off of the table in the nick of time as HJ splashes into an empty table to a huge pop.)

MI: OH MY GOD!!!

LN: Hardcore Jay took a nasty spill onto that table...

MI: AND THESE FANS LOVE IT!!!

(Jay Man crawls over to the garbage can and starts pulling stuff out of it. Jay Man gets upa nd picks the garbage can up upside down, and HJ is getting back to his feet. JM puts the can over HJ and the fans pop huge. JM grabs the chair, and hits HJ with the chair making a loud clank sound!)

MI: OH MY GOD!!!

LN: HARDCORE JAY CAN'T SEE!!!

MI: AND JAY MAN IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HIM WITH THAT CHAIR!!!

(JM drops the chair and grabs the singapore cane and HJ finally gets the can off of him. JM hits HJ with the cane. The fans are cheering as HJ stumbles around the ring and finally, JM does like Babe Ruth, spits on his hands, and swings at Hardcore Jay like a baseball. HJ blocks the blow of the cane... JM retaliiates with a kick to the gut and a DDT on the chair below. The fans pop. Finally, JM goes for a sharpshooter to a huge pop from the crowd...)

MI: HE'S GOING FOR A SHARPSHOOTER!!!

LN: THIS COULD BE IT!!!

(HJ kicks him off. JM hits the turnbuckle hard, and HJ gets up with the cane. HJ Russian Legsweeps JM with the cane and the fans boo as HJ goes for a figure four.)

LN: HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN!!!

MI: Indeed he does...

(HJ has the cane and he is working on the knees of JM. JM is resisting the submission. HJ goes for a faceshot with the cane, but JM blocks the cane. Both men are arguing over the cane, finally JM snatches the cane away from HJ and hits him on top of the head with it. HJ releases the figure four and JM is crawling around trying to get to his feet. We pan over to see HJ bleeding from his nose.)

MI: OH MY GOD!!!

LN: WHAT A BATTLE!!!

MI: AND THEY'RE STILL GOING!!!

(JM is finally starting to get back to his feet. He's stumnbling around on one foot, and HJ is trying to get up as well. JM goes over to pull up HJ, but HJ hits him in the gut with an elbow, and JM falls back. HJ approaches his brother with an axehandle, but JM takes HJ down with a drop toehold into the garbage can. The fans pop big.)

MI: MY GOD!!! HARDCORE JAY JUST FEEL FACE-FIRST INTO THAT GARBAGE CAN!!!

(JM rols on top of HJ and locks in a Cross Face Chickenwing. Mills Lane checks the arm...1....2...3!!! the bell rings. The fans go wild.)

SC: The winner and UNDISPUTED North American Champion, JAY MAN!!!

MI: I can't believe it, Jay Man has earned the respect of this crowd and got a clean win over his brother.

LN: This match will definately go down in history as one of N.E.W.'s best...

(Jay Man is helping his brother up to a warm response from the crowd, but as Hardcore Jay gets up, he shoves Jay Man off.)

MI: A show of good sportsmanship from Jay Man, but what the hell is up with this?

(Jay Man goes to raise HJ's arm, but HJ pulls JM into a clothesline to the dismay of the crowd.)

MI: OH MY GOD!!!

LN: WHAT THE HELL???

MI: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS???

(The cage is being elevated, and the fans are littering the ring as Hardcore Jay does a face-forward version of the Russian Leg Sweep, driving Jay Man Face-first into the mat.)

MI: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! THAT BASTARD JUST DROPPED HIS BROTHER ON HIS FACE!!!

LN: This one's not over...

MI: WHAT A SICKENING DISPLAY FROM HARDCORE JAY!!!

(The fans boo and start a "H-JAY SUCKS!!!" chant as Hardcore Jay grabs the North American Championship belt and drops it in the center of the ring.)

MI: THAT SICK BASTARD IS SMILING!!! MY GOD!!!

(Medics and officials are filing into the ring to attend to Jay Man and pull Hardocre Jay off. As the Medics check on Jay Man, Hardcore Jay grabs his cane and fights off the officials.)

MI: MY GOD!!! HARDCORE JAY IS BEATING UP THE OFFICIALS!!!

LN: He's going to have a heafty fine to pay after the night is up...

(Jay pulls the medics off of Jay Man and pulls Jay Man up by the hair and drives him head first into his championship belt with a DDT. The fans boo Hardcore Jay as he rubs his face into the belt and yells at him.)

HJ: I OWN YOU!!! I OWN YOU!!!

MI: THIS IS SICK!!!

LN: For once, I have to agree...

MI: GET THIS MAN OUT OF THE RING!!!

(Hardcore Jay gets up and grabs his cane and gets out of the ring to make his way to the back. The boos of the fans continue and some continue to throw trash at Hardcore Jay on his way out. Jay acknowledges the crowd by turning around mid-way and flipping off Jay Man before leaving.)

MI: Fans, this war is not over between these two.

(We now see Jay Man being pulled up by the Medics to the applause of the crowd as he is beign given his newly won North American Championship.)

MI: This man has nothing to be ashamed of. He won the support of the fans and the Championship that is now around his shoulders. Fans, this is not over yet... we'll be right back.

(We cut to commerical for "Season's Beatings" in November, only on Pay-Per-View.)



MI: Up next is the match to determine who has FULL CONTROL of N.E.W. as we go to the ring...

("Oh Canada!" starts to play on the PA as Big money makes his way to the ring.)

SC: The next match is scheduled for one fall, it is to etermine TOTAL CONTROL of the N.E.W. Comign to the ring from Sitka, Alaska; he is BIG MONEY BENJAMIN G!!!

MI: This battle for control started a few months ago as big Money returned to N.E.W. and called out Old Man Reaves. Reaves accepted the challenge for Out of Control, and it will finally be settled, but we haven't heard much from this man lately. Do you think he's talking the Old Man for granted?

LN: You never know. Old Man Reaves hasn't been in a wrestling ring in a long time as a competitor, but Big Money was a full-time active wrestler before he came back to N.E.W.

MI: big Money siad that his time was coming, tonight we'll see who walks out with control...

("Fight" by Metallium, The Firefights! Theme plays as OMR makes his way to the ring.)

SC: And his opponemnt, he is the final holder of the ICW World Title and co-founder of N.E.W., here is Old Man Reaves!!!

MI: This man won the ICW World Title about 3 years ago in late Novemeber to become it's final holder. He had a short run in the NEGWA as a wrestler, and now he is back in the ring one more time to compete for control of his company.

(big Money rols out of the ring and chases OMR around the ring. The bell rings and the fans are going wild.)

OWNERSHIP OF NEW ERA WRESTLING Winner takes over full control of the NEW! "Big Money" Benjamin G vs. Old Man Reaves


(OMR races around the ring and rolls back in, Big Money is sluggish to roll back in the ring as OMR goes to the attack with kicks and punches. Finally, BMBG shoves OMR off. OMR goes for a running knee lift, but BMBG grabs OMR around the wais tand drops him with a Spinebuster to a huge pop.)

MI: WHAT A MOVE!!!

LN: OMR thougth he could get Big Money winded so easily by having him chase him around the ring...

MI: IT WORKED!!!

(Big Money is crawling to his corner for air and OMR is crawling to his.)

MI: But OMR is winded too!!!

LN: What a match tonight! These two are laying it all on the line for the oppurtunity to have full control of the NEW!

MI: Both men are taking a breather in the ring, in opposite corners, staring at each other wondering what the heck it'll take to put the other away....

LN: Oh, oh...

MI: WHAT IS HE DOING?! Boomer Karr just jumped the guardrail! He goes to the timekeeper...and knocks the poou guy to the ground! He grabs a chair! Meanwhile, in the ring....Big Money and Reaves lock up....

LN: HE'S IN THE RING!

MI: Boomer Karr has entered the ring with the chair! Big Money and Reaves see him! SOME JOURNALIST! Big Money is calling Boomer out!

LN: Boomer is staring down Big Money, then he turns to Reaves. Reaves is calling him out now!

MI: There's NO love lost between these three! Boomer has the chair raised and he turns to Big Money.......Boomer turns and nails Reaves with the chair!

LN: I think Big Money is next!

MI: Big Money has a huge grin on his face! What is going on?!

LN: UH-OH!

MI: Boomer raises the chair to hit Big Money...he turns around and nails Reaves again! Now he throws the chair down!

LN: Big Money is laughing hysterically as Boomer looks at him and smirks!

MI: Is there some kind of alliances formed between these once-bitter enemies?!

(The fans suddenly pop as GRENDEL and AJ make thier way out.)

LN: AJ AND GRENDEL!

MI: The NEW President and Grendel run down to the ring. Boomer turns to Grendel, but Grendel is not stopping to exchange pleasantries! Grendel is chasing Boomer out of the ring! Big Money is watching them running through the crowd....

LN: AJ!

MI: AJ IS IN THE RING! HE ROLLS BIG MONEY UP FROM BEHIND! THE REF COUNTS...1...2...3!!!! AJ WINS THE MATCH?!

LN: HUH?!

(The bell rings.)

SC: The winner of the match, President AJ!!!

MI: Now AJ really has full control of the NEW! What a whacky ending to this match!!!!!!

(OMR signals for a weapon. A fan throws in his chair. OMR hits Big Money in the legs with the chair. Big money is in pain!)

MI: And Reaves is taking advantage of this opportunity!!! He's talking out Big Money!!!

(OMR raises up the chair for another chairshot, but AJ grabs the chair. OMR turns around and AJ kicks OMR in the gut, grabs the chair from him and hits him in the head with it to a huge pop.)

MI: OH MY GOD!!!

(AJ drops the chair in the middle of the ring and picks up OMR and sends him face first on the chair with an F-5 to a huge pop.)

LN: WHAT THE HELL???

MI: Reaves is out!!! So is Big Money!!!

LN: AND AJ'S IN CHARGE!!!

(AJ leaves the ring.)

(The cameras catch Grendel in hot pursuit of Boomer as the two have made it outside.)

MI: Grendel in hot pursuit of Boomer as they are running through the back parking lot.......

LN: OUCH!

MI: SOMEONE JUST CLOBBERED GRENDEL FROM BEHIND WITH A PIPE! Whoever it was came out of camera view!

(the camera man pans around to get the assailant, but all the camera catches is the back door of a nearby car close. Boomer, who running towards the car stops to look at Grendel, who is lying on the ground, beginning to get up)

BK: C'MON LET'S GO...GO! GO! GO! GO!

(Boomer opens the passenger door and jumps inside as the car speeds away)

LN: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

MI: Yeah, who nailed Grendel with the pipe and who was driving the car, and what agenda does Boomer Karr have?!

LN: Well, I think Boomer and company picked the wrong people to start the agenda with tonight.....



MI: Fans, this is the match we've all been waiting for! It's for the N.E.W. World Heavyweight Championship as we go to the ring...

(We cut to the ring, and the bell rings. SC is standing by.)

SC: Ladies and gentlemen, up next is the match you have all been waiting for. the match to decide the UNDISPUTED Heavyweight Championship of the WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD...

(The fans pop.)

SC: Are you ready?

(The fans pop.)

SC: Wrestling fans, ARE YOU READY?

(The fans pop louder.)

SC: For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home... LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO BOB ON IT!!!!

(The fans pop huge as "Oh Canada" starts up on the PA as Lord Canadian Redneck makes his way to the ring alone. The screen cuts out and turns to red and white as he comes down the isle.)

SC: Coming to the ring first, is the challenger. He hails from Moosejaw, Saskatewan, Canada and is the tenth winner of the Lord of the Rings Tournament. Here is LORD Canadian Redneck!!!

MI: Fans, this is truely the match we have all been waiting for. This man coming to the ring right now has been so dominant for the past few months. He came literally out of nowhere and went on to become the tenth Lord of the Rings Champion...

LN: ALL BECAUSE OF BIG MONEY...

MI: That's right, Big Money has truely brought this man from rags to riches so to speak in a relatively short amount of time, but they have been kind of quiet as of late. Do you think that they have gotten so confident that they didn't feel that Shawn Stryker would be much fo a challenge?

LN: And notice, he's coming to the ring SOLO tonight!

MI: Strange indeed, but Big Money is in the back being attended to by the medics...

(LCR gets in the ring. LCR grabs the mic. The fans start to sing "Blame Canada" to the tune of the Canadian Natl. Anthem.)

LCR: SHUT UP!!!

(The fans continue to taunt "The Lord".)

LCR: All of you get on your feet, and show respect for the greatest nation on the face of The Earth... I...)

(Suddenly, The new OWO Remix of "Cat Scratch Fever" starts to play and the fans blow the roof off as Shawn Stryker comes to the ring.)

SC: And his opponemnt, he is the first ever man to win all three N.E.W. "World" championships and was to be proclaimed as the first ever N.E.W. Triple Crown World Champion. Here is the co-leader of the OWO, Shawn Stryker!!!

MI: This man has blown the roof off and HE'S IN THE RING!!!

(The bell rings as Shawn Stryker slides in the ring, not even taking his belt off yet.)

MAIN EVENT: NEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP "SBK" Shawn Stryker (c) vs. Lord of the Ring Champion: The Canadian Redneck


(LCR attacks SBK as he gets in with axehandles and pounding knee butts. The fans are chanting, "SBK!!! SBK!!!" as SBK gets back to his feet. LCR whips SBK off the ropes and immediately goes for a spinning fireman's carry, but SBK ducks dropkicks LCR to prevent the move. The fans pop.)

MI: LCR with a quick attack on SBK, but SBK with a dropkick!!!

(LCR wheels back to the ropes, and SBK hits the ropes and smashes into LCR with an old-school Undertaker Clothesline over the top rope, sending both men out of the ring with SBK landing on his feet. The fans continue to cheer for SBK as he gets on the apron and runs off the apron with a somesautl scissors kick into LCR sending him into the Spanish Broadcast Booth.)

LN: You better get out of the way, Julio!

MI: Julio Sanchez and Emilio Estevez scatter from the Snaish Broacast Booth as SBK gets on the table...

(SBK is standing on the table, and he pulls LCR on top with him. SBK looks like he's about to go for a pedigree, but pulls up LCR and Tigerdrives him through the broadcast booth. The fans start a "HOLY SHIT!!!" chant.)

MI: OH MY GOD!!!

LN: I doubt No Mercy is going to get THAT reaction...

MI: IT'S A TIGERDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

LN: Let's see Brock Lesnar and Undertaker sell a World Title Match like that...

MI: Or Triple H for that matter...

(SBK gets up from the rubble, and pulls up LCR with him. SBK rolls LCR into the ring, and SBK grabs the timekeeper's bell and slides back in to a huge pop. SBK shows off the timekeeper's bell and grabs the mallet off of it as LCR gets up. SBK holds it against LCR's head and hammers it to ring the bell. LCR holds his ears as he falls back.)

MI: OH MY GOD!!! SBK WIT THAT BELL AGAINST LCR's HEAD!!!

(SBK looks at the bell and looks at LCR, who is now deaf, and hits him right in the head with the bell. LCR hits the mat like a sack of potatoes. Finally, SBK lays the bell across LCR's head and looks at the crowd. The crowd pop as SBK takes off an elbow pad and tosses it into the crowd to a huge pop. SBK then leaps off the ropes and performs the most... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELECTRFYING move in Sports Entertainment... ,but LCR moves out of the way, and SBK winds up elbowdropping the bell with noone there.)

MI: OH MY GOD!!!

LN: THAT COULD HAVE BROKE HIS ELBOW!!!

(SBK gets up and LCR hits a desperatin move as he takes down SBK with the Diamond Cutter. Both men are out, and the fans give LCR a huge heel pop.)

MI: THAT'S IT!!!

LN: THE MOOSEJAW DROP!!!

MI: BUT BOTH MEN ARE OUT!!!

(Mills Lane checks both men and starts to count...1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8... finally, LCR stumbles back to his feet and SBK is trying to get up. LCR grabs the bell. LCR turns around and SBK is back to his feet. LCR charges for SBK and swgins the bell at him, but SBK ducks. LCR realizes he just missed and turns back around to get Sweet Revenge from SBK as he kicks the bell into LCR's head. The fans pop big.)

MI: OH MY GOD!!! HE GOT THAT DAMN BELL KICKED INTO HIS HEAD!!!

(SBK pins LCR...1...2...3!!! The fans pop.)

MI: OH MY GOD!!!

LN: SBK just beat Lord Canadian redneck cleanly!!!

MI: Noone has been able to defeat this man cleanly in over three months!!! OH MY GOD!!!

SC: The winner and STILL World Champion, SHAWN STRYKER!!!

(Suddenly, the fans start to boo as Hardcore Jay gets in the ring with his singapore cane. Shawn Stryker has his belt, and is celebrating, but Hardcore Jay hits him from behind with the cane to the dismay of the crowd.)

MI: WHAT THE HELL???

LN: YES!!! THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING FOR SBK!!!

(Hardcore Jay uses the cane to Russian Legsweep SBK into the bell. The pop. SBK is holding the back of his head and kicking around in pain.)

MI: OH MY GOD!!! THAT BASTARD!!! THAT BASTARD, HARDCORE JAY!!!

(Hardcore Jay drops the cane and pulls up SBK and signals. Hardcore Jay drops SBK head first on the bell with a michinoku driver, and the fans boo loudly.)

MI: Fans, this one has just fallen apart...

(LCR is finally back to his senses and he is celebrating. LCR spins Jay around and raises his hand, but Jay jerks his arm away and hits LCR with a Diamond Cutter. The fans boo as Jay grabs his cane and gets out of the ring.)

MI: WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO THIS MAN???

LN: What are you talking about? SBK just got through costing Hardcore Jay a match last week against his brother!

MI: THERE'S NO SENSE IN THIS!!!

LN: SBK had it coming...

MI: Fans, what's going to happen now? Tune in next week for Firefights here at Alltel Arena!!!

(Cut to copyright.)