The camera pans around the sold out Alltel Arena in Little Rock Arkansas....The fans are going crazy holding up there signs for the camera......As the crowd settles downs their attention in focused on the NEWTron as a memorial of the heros and events of 9-11 are shown....The camera then cuts to Mike Ixnay and Larry Nabisco at ringside....
MI: Hello fans and welcome to Out of Control. We have several big time matches lined up for you tonight. Including the two title merger matches. Tseng will take on Denny to merge the TV and Hardcore titles, while Hardcore Jay will take on his brother JayMan to merge the IC and NorthAmerican titles.
LN:That's right, and we also have the battle of the old school NEW superstars as GRENDEL puts his IronMan championship on the line against Ares and Enfuego in the deadly Death Times Three triple cage match. The World Tag Team titles are on the line as Oswald and Kelly put face off against The Evil Empire.
MI:Speaking of title mergers, the last NEW JuniorWeight Champion Mikey and the current NEW CruiserWeight Champion Simon Terry will face off in a TLC match to determine the best CruiserWeight in the NEW Era.
LN:And Jake Joshua Ripper puts his Confederate Colonies Championship up for grabs in a fatal four way elimination match against Payne, Bad Boy, and StudBoy.
MI:I think we are about ready for that match, lets go to the ring.
Jake Joshua Ripper emerges from the back, carrying his Confederate Colonies title belt above his head. The fans cheer him, as he walks down to the ring, and tosses the belt over the top rope. He rolls into the ring.*
MI: Well, what a turnaround we’ve seen in the career of one Jake Joshua Ripper in recent weeks!
MI: JJR is the hottest thin in the midcard lately. Total one-eighty...
*JJR rolls into the ring. Payne bursts out into the ramp, and never stops on his way to the ring.*
MI: Payne is a house of fire!!
*Without warning, StudBoy and Bad Boy run down the aisle also. All four end up in the ring at the same time, as the bell rings.*
LN: Hey look Jake Joshua Ripper just left the ring. He seems to be looking for something.
MI: Well back to the ring. Payne lunges and knocks Bad Boy with a HUGE clothesline. StudBoy Kicks away at Bad Boy on the ground. Payne is back on his feet and nails a drop kick to the chin of StudBoy. He looks a bit dazed and begins to wobble around. Payne sees this and leaps in the air with a spinning heel kick. StudBoy is down.
MI: Hey look JJR throws in a table and a ladder. So that's what he was looking for. Bad Boy gets up to his feet and JJR turns Bad Boy around and preforms a nice Back Breaker. Payne and StudBoy are on the other side of the ring going at it with each other. JJR sets up the table and places the ladder next to the wooden table. Jake Joshua Ripper lifts up Bad Boy with a nice body slam. Jake Joshua Ripper walks over to StudBoy and Payne. Payne is lying on top of StudBoy and punching away at StudBoy’s face. JJR sneaks up behind Payne and....OH MY LORD!!!
LN: What a dropkick. Jake Joshua Ripper nailed a dropkick to the back of Payne's head. Payne rolls off of StudBoy and is a heap on the floor. Bad Boy has made his way up to his feet and just left the ring and grabbed a bat from a fan. Bad Boy heads back to the ring with the bat in hand. He slides into the ring and sneaks up behind JJR. He swings and Jake Joshua Ripper ducked!!!!! Damn!!!! JJR spinns around and kicks Bad Boy in the gut. JJR just hit THE FATAL DESIRE!!!! Bad Boy is down and out. He isn't moving!!! JJR with the cover. 1...2....3.
MI: Bad Boy has just been eliminated by the Confederate Colonies champion, Jake Joshua Ripper. StudBoy is now on his feet and as Jake Joshua Ripper turns StudBoy hits a SPEAR!!! Jake Joshua Ripper is down. StudBoy springs to his feet and places Jake Joshua Ripper onto the Table. StudBoy climbes up on the ladder and signales that he is going to leap off. Payne is up now and climbes up the ladder also!!! Payne grabs the hair of StudBoy. StudBoy swings an elbow but Payne ducks! Payne leaps off the ladder still grasping the hair StudBoy is pulled by Payne off the ladder and they both crash on Jake Joshua Ripper and through the table!!!!
MI: Oh MY GOD!!!!!!!!! All three men crash through the table!!! Jake Joshua Ripper got the worst of it though with Payne and StudBoy landing on him from such a high ladder! Jake Joshua Ripper is unconcious!!! Payne is holding his ribs and StudBoy and holding his shoulder! They are all hurt!!
LN: No! Look StudBoy is getting on his feet! StudBoy is on his feet looking down at Payne and StudBoy. StudBoy reaches and grabs Payne's hair. StudBoy really wants Payne!!! StudBoy lifts Payne up to his feet and signals for his finisher. StudBoy throws a right handed haymaker. Payne somehow ducks and kicks StudBoy in the gut. Evil Image!!! No!! StudBoy wiggled out of it and hooks the Crippling Justice!!!! StudBoy lets go but he did enough damage to Payne. StudBoy heads towards Jake Joshua Ripper who is still lying in the middle of the table. StudBoy kicks JJR and rolls out of the ring.
MI: Where is he going. Oh no!! He has a roll of Barbed wire!! StudBoy slides into the ring and stomps away at Jake Joshua Ripper some more. StudBoy heads towards the turnbuckle he is wrapping the barbed wire around the turnbuckle!!!! Payne is on his feet and charges StudBoy but StudBoy sees Payne coming at him in the corner of his eye. He moves to the side and Payne crashes stomach first into the barbed wire. Payne lets out a scream and falls backward. His stomach bloody as StudBoy chuckles.
MI: StudBoy is moving to the other side of the ring!!! What is he looking for? Well as he does this Jake Joshua Ripper is getting up to his feet. StudBoy grabs the bat that Bad Boy had dropped. JJR charges and tries a clothesline but StudBoy ducks and swings the bat with a baseball swing at knocks Jake Joshua Ripper square in the head!!!! JJR falls to the ground and StudBoy turns to the crowd and celebrates. Payne is back up and climbes the turnbuckle. SWANTON BOMB!!!!! Payne nails a swanton bomb on Jake Joshua Ripper. He covers.1....2....3. JJR the champion has been eliminated!
LN: Jake Joshua Ripper is going to have bad dreams about that bat crashing into his forehead!!!
MI: This has been an extreme match-up so far!! We’re down to Payne and StudBoy, and you can be sure neither wants to lose this match!!
LN: Payne is slowly getting to his feet, however StudBoy is up first!! He charges, and then hits a kneelift onto Payne!! Crim flies backwards, and lands in the wreckage of the table!! StudBoy now stalks over, and he’s mounted Payne!! StudBoy is pounding away at the face of Payne, and Payne’s face is ripped open!! This match has been a bloody frigging war!!
MI: Now, StudBoy has pulled himself to his feet, and he’s pulling up Payne!! StudBoy with an eyerake, and Payne flies back into the corner of the ring!! Payne lands hard on the turnbuckle, and StudBoy charges!! LARIAT!! Both men crash over the top rope onto the outside!!
MI: Payne lands hard on his back, but StudBoy manages to stay standing!! StudBoy is right back up, and he’s headed for our table!!
MI: What’s StudBoy doing!?
MI: He’s grabbed onto our announce table, and now he’s dragging it over towards the ring!! What’s he doing fans!?
LN: StudBoy is just setting up the table right there beside the ring! Now, he’s turned around....PAYNE WITH A SUPERKICK!! PAYNE HAD CLIMBED TO HIS FEET, AND STUDBOY NEVER SAW IT COMING!!
MI: StudBoy was just knocked backwards, and he lands right on top of the table!! StudBoy is set up, and Payne now has climbed over the railing!! He grabs onto it with both hands, and then pulls himself up onto it!! Payne is just balancing himself on the guard railing...
MI: He leaps.....SPLASH OVER THE RAILING ONTO STUDBOY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RAILING!!! BOTH MEN JUST CRASHED THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!!!
MI: What a move by Payne!! However, I think these high flying moves are hurting himself more than his opponents!!!
MI: Both men are down now, and I don’t know if either will be getting up!! However, slowly, Payne is climbing to his feet!! He’s grabbed onto the guard railing, and is using it to pull himself up!
MI: Payne is standing now, and he just runs at the fallen StudBoy! OH! He kicks him hard in the ribs!! Payne is taking StudBoy to town! He pulls him to his feet, and then hammers him once hard in the face! StudBoy flies over the railing, and lands in the crowd!! He’s in trouble fans! Payne is over the railing, and he grabs a steel chair!! He runs at StudBoy....OH! Shot to the head!! StudBoy flies to the ground hard!!
MI: Payne is standing over StudBoy with the chair, and he’s turned towards the crowd! What’s he thinking!? He’s screaming at the fans, riling them up!
MI: He’s taken his gaze off StudBoy, and that was stupid of him!
LN: StudBoy is slowly getting to his feet, and he’s grabbed another steel chair! He backs up, and then runs at StudBoy!
MI: OH MY GOD!!! HE JUST SWUNG THE CHAIR INTO THE CHAIR THAT PAYNE WAS HOLDING!!! BOTH CHAIRS HIT PAYNE SQUARE IN THE FACE!!!
MI: StudBoy might’ve just broken the nose of Payne! Payne has hit the ground, and his nose of bleeding badly! StudBoy grabs the fallen Payne by the hair, and he’s started to hammer him in the head with lefts and rights! He’s bludgeoning the man!
MI: StudBoy now has grabbed Payne, and he sends him over the railing again!! He rolls Payne into the ring, and then goes under the ring!! What’s he doing!?
MI: StudBoy has gotten a table, and he’s setting it up right next to the apron! He’s climbed up now, and he pulls Payne to his feet!! StudBoy is standing on the apron, and he’s got Payne set up!! What’s he doing here...
MI: OH MY GOD!!!! MY SWEET JESUS!!!!
LN: WOW WOW WOW!!!
MI: CRIPPLING JUSTICE!! CRIPPLING JUSTICE OFF THE RING APRON THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
MI: What a move!! Can you believe it!? Payne has to be out!!!
MI: StudBoy’s arm slowly falls over the chest of Payne...........1...........2...........3!!! That’s it!!!! That’s it!!!
MI: What a match!!! What a match!!! We’ve got a new Confederate Colonies champion in StudBoy, however, it didn’t come without it’s test! That was one hell of a bloody match!!
*A bloody StudBoy rises to his feet, and accepts the Confederate Colonies title from the referee. He then rolls out of the ring, and holds the belt high above his head.
MI: Alright, Larry. It’s time for SST to prove to us and to the world that SBK made the right choice in dropping the Cruiserweight belt.
LN: How can you doubt the judgment of good ol’ SBK? The man’s proved that he’s got a keen mind for this business, and an even keener superkick!
MI: I can’t dispute that, Larry.
(“Back in Black” oWo remix hits the PA system as “Simple” Simon Terry walks out, accompanied by Valerie.)
LN: And there’s the man himself! “Simple” Simon Terry, with the ever-lovely Valerie.
MI: Yowza!
LN: The fans sure seem to like SST.
(The industrial beats of “La Mer” by Nine Inch Nails pound throughout the stadium.)
MI: The fans seem to like Mikey, too!
LN: Both men are in the ring. Two men enter: one the World Cruiserweight Champion, the other the Lightweight Champion. One man leaves, as the Undisputed Cruiserweight Champion of the World!
MI: This match is going to be hellacious! Tables, ladders, and chairs, oh my!
LN: The Undisputed World Cruiserweight Championship is hanging high above the ring. Whoever gets it down from there first will win it all.
MI: And there’s the bell!
LN: Mickey quickly sliding out of the ring.
MI: Where’s he going?
LN: Probably to get some sort of weapon. This is his kind of match, Larry. He and EnFuego are two of a kind. SST is going to have his work cut out for him, seeing as how he normally doesn’t do this kind of match.
MI: I think I know that. SST is a man of a million holds.
LN: And now he’s got hold of a chair! He slides into the ring and waits for Mikey. Mikey, however, has different plans.
MI: Mikey’s sliding a ladder into the ring! I guess he’s hoping to get that belt quickly.
LN: I like Mikey’s thinking.
MI: Mikey slides back into the ring, only to be met by a Baseball Slide by the Cruiserweight Champion. Both men are now on the outside.
LN: Watch out, Mikey!
MI: SST just nailed the Juniorweight Champ in the head with that chair!
LN: That’s going to leave a mark!
MI: SST throws the chair down and gets back into the ring. He’s trying to set up the ladder.
LN: This match could be over in a minute, Mike!
MI: If SST can pull this off, this will be the shortest match in the history of New Era Wrestling Pay-Per-Views.
LN: Mikey is up again! How is he up?
MI: Remember, Larry, he’s EnFuego’s brother.
LN: I’d hate to meet their dad!
MI: Mikey is shaking off the chairshot…he’s climbing up the ropes.
LN: SST doesn’t see him!
MI: Oh! And Mikey levels SST with a Plancha Dropkick to the ladder! SST is down!
LN: Mikey is placing the ladder on top of Terry and heading for the turnbuckle!
MI: He stands, he leaps, and he lands a vicious Flying Leg Drop onto the ladder over SST’s chest. Man, SST must wish this was an “I Quit” match right about now!
LN: Then he’d really be in his element!
MI: But SST is a versatile grappler. He’ll pull through and give a great match. He’s just pushed the ladder off his chest. That is not a happy face, Larry.
LN: Same goes for Mikey. The Silent but Violent One is back on his feet.
MI: He runs at SST, only to be taken down by a Drop Toe Hold. SST spins on top of Mikey, locking in an STF.
LN: Did SST forget that he needs to grab that belt to win?
MI: Either that, or he’s just trying to hurt Mikey enough that he stays on the ground and out of the air, where he’s most dangerous.
LN: If you ask me, Mikey’s dangerous no matter where he is!
MI: SST releases the hold, quickly getting to his feet. He stomps away at the Juniorweight Champ’s ribs. Terry runs to the ropes, bouncing off and hitting Mikey with a Running Leg Drop.
LN: Someone call Hogan! Terry’s just stolen his move!
MI: I think people have thought about dropping their legs onto people on the ground long before Hulk Hogan.
LN: So sez you.
MI: SST is trying to get that ladder reset. He’s almost got it standing straight…it just fell over.
LN: I guess SST just doesn’t know how to handle ladders!
MI: I guess not. Mikey just rolled out of the ring.
LN: Where’s he going?
MI: He’s searching for something…ah, a table!
LN: Now the fun begins! What?!
MI: He just pulled out another table and shoved it into the ring.
LN: He’s setting the first one up on the outside.
MI: SST just spotted this. He’s picking up the ladder…JESUS! He just lobbed it like a missile at Mikey!
LN: Look out, Mikey!
MI: It’s too late! Mikey takes it in the shoulder, spinning him around completely! Wow. That’s all I can say.
LN: I’ve heard you say a lot more than that, Larry.
MI: Fortunately, you’re right, Larry. SST is running at Mikey, and slides out of the ring. He’s fast on his feet, Larry.
LN: Sure is…he’s picking Mikey up!
MI: NO! HE JUST BACK BODY DROPPED MIKEY THROUGH THE TABLE!
LN: Mikey is absorbing a huge amount of punishment! SST looks like he hit his head.
MI: Both men are down.
LN: That’s it. They’re dead. Let’s move on to the next match.
MI: I doubt that’s the case, Larry. See, Mikey is moving right now.
LN: Probably because he didn’t land on the back of his head like SST and get donkeypunched by a table!
MI: Watch your mouth, Larry. I was wondering if he’s going to be able to keep up with SST, but Mikey looks rather confident with himself as he crawls back into the ring.
LN: He’s stopping…he’s turning back.
MI: He’s heading back out onto the outside. What’s he getting? Oh, no!
LN: The 30 foot ladder! Yes!
MI: This can never be good. He slides it into the ring and goes back under. What else could he need?
LN: How about another table?
MI: Jeez, he’s looking for revenge for being put through the first one. SST is starting to move.
LN: I guess he was sleepy and needed a nap.
MI: I doubt it. Not someone of SST’s caliber. SST is groggily back on his feet. Mikey has the table set up, but he doesn’t see SST’s back up.
LN: Turn around, Mikey!
MI: SST grabs a chair from under the ring. He’s sneaking up on The Silent but Violent One!
LN: Mikey, turn around!
MI: Whoa! Mikey just spun around and delivered a swift kick to the nuts of SST!
LN: Right there’s what we call a good ol’ fashioned Greco-Roman Low-Blow.
MI: Whatever you want to call it, SST is hurting.
LN: What’s this?
MI: Mikey scoops SST up and slams him onto the table…! It didn’t break! Ouch! It didn’t break!
LN: Mikey is climbing the turnbuckle! What now?!
MI: Mikey’s back it to SST! He can’t! No, Mikey!
LN: What?
MI: THAT!
LN: HOLY SHIT!
(The fans are on their feet, spouting out a huge “Holy shit” chant.)
MI: MIKEY JUST MOONSAULTED OFF THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND CRUSHED “SIMPLE” SIMON TERRY THROUGH THAT TABLE! MY GOD, THE CARNAGE!
LN: Damn…
MI: Neither man is moving. Someone get some EMTs out here, now!
(SST and Mikey lay motionless for about two minutes. Two EMTs come out running from the back. They first pick up Mikey from off of SST.)
MI: What the hell?!
LN: Mikey’s alive!
MI: Yeah, and he just clocked an EMT!
LN: Go, Mikey! Yeah!
MI: I guess he was just recuperating. He picks up SST by the hair, and they’re taking in into the ring. SST still looks quite out of it.
LN: Snap out of it, SST! You have a match here!
MI: Mikey slides back out to the outside, clutching his ribs. God, they must hurt.
LN: No!
MI: Mikey grabs that chair SST tried to clobber him with and places it on top of SST.
LN: What’s he trying to do?
MI: Mikey’s setting up that 30-foot ladder…this can’t be good!
LN: Not for SST, that’s for sure!
MI: He has it up quickly. He really knows his way around a ladder, huh?
LN: Certainly looks that way.
MI: He begins the long climb. Higher and higher he goes.
LN: I wonder if his ears are popping now.
MI: Probably…he’s reached the top…God, that’s high!
LN: What’s he..no!
MI: HE LEAPS OFF THE 30-FOOT LADDER, PLUMMETING DOWN! GOOD GOD!
LN: SST! LOOK!
MI: MY GOD! SST JUST SHOT UP AND SWATTED MIKEY OUT OF AIR WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR! GOOD LORD!
LN: Now THAT is hardcore!
MI: Brain damage, more like it! Mikey is rolling on the ground, clutching his head. Good God, he could have been killed!
LN: SST isn’t done yet!
MI: SST hurls that chair at Mikey, hitting him in the shoulder! That shoulder could very well be broken, Larry!
LN: Man, Mikey is going to have a hell of a time finding an insurance provider!
MI: No doubt, Larry. SST looks at Mikey…he changes his mind and hobbles over towards the ladder.
LN: Go for the gold, SST! Do it!
MI: He starts his climb. Slowly, rung by rung, he ascends ever higher towards his goal.
LN: Not if Mikey can help it!
MI: What the…! How is he still moving?! Mikey is climbing up the opposite side of the ladder, and amazingly fast, too!
LN: They’re both at the top!
MI: Both men, exchanging blows. They’d better be careful; else they’ll crash down into the crowd.
LN: SST! You’re the man!
MI: SST reaches over and grabs Mikey’s waist and throws his arm over his head…NO! OH MY GOD!
LN: THAT’S NOT GOOD!
MI: SST SUPLEXED MIKEY OFF THE TOP OF THE 30-FOOT LADDER, BUT THEY BOUNCED ON THE ROPES AND SHOT HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING, KNOCKING THE LADDER DOWN!
LN: HOLY SHIT!
(The crowd is lividly on their feet, chanting “Holy shit.”)
MI: Both men are down!
LN: That must hurt like hell! I bet both of them have broken backs!
MI: A very real possibility, Larry. That would just be a tragedy for NEW.
LN: Listen to the crowd. Half are cheering for SST, the other half is cheering for Mikey.
MI: The crowd is the best indication of talent, Larry. All the road agents in the world could hate a man, but if they crowd gives him this kind of reaction, all those road agents can go to hell!
LN: I hear that!
MI: Both men, starting to show signs of life again.
LN: Come on, guys!
MI: Mikey, getting to his feet. He sees the ladder is down.
(Mikey mouths the word “shit.)
LN: Ha! I hope you folks at home can’t read lips!
MI: Regardless of what Mikey’s saying, it’s what he’s doing that’s scaring me! Look!
LN: He’s pulling SST towards the turnbuckle?
MI: I don’t like the looks of this at all. He has SST on the top rope…he climbs…NO!
LN: THE WRETCHED! THE WRETCHED FROM THE TOP!
MI: HE JUST HIT THE WRETCHED ON TOP OF THAT STEEL CHAIR!
LN: Christ, Mike. Do you think these guys will leave here alive?
MI: I guess we’ll have to wait and see. Mikey hobbles over to the ladder. He doesn’t look like he’s in any hurry to see it set up again, does he?
LN: Well, after he leveled SST with The Wretched, I wouldn’t be too concerned, either!
MI: Man, he’s taking his sweet time with that ladder. You’d think he’d…SST just grabbed the bottom rope!
LN: He’s alive?!
MI: SST, pulling himself up onto his feet, just as Mikey has that ladder standing.
LN: SST is making a break for the ladder!
MI: While Mikey starts his climb.
LN: They’re about neck and neck!
MI: Whoever gets to the top first will certainly win the gold.
LN: Not unless they’re both up there at the same time!
MI: Which just happens to be the case. Both men, hammering away at each other, 30 feet above the ring. 40 feet above the ground. If they fell into the audience, they could get themselves killed!
LN: Mikey’s grabbing at the belt!
MI: But so is SST! Both men, tugging at the belt…
LN: Mikey’s kicking at SST…WHOA!
MI: Mikey just accidently kicked the ladder out from under them! There’s no way down but the hard way now!
LN: Oh man!
MI: Both men, desperately hanging on for dear life. Each kicking at the other. It looks like the belt’s come loose!
LN:Both men have fallen, but who has the belt?
MI:Mills Lane is checking it out. It’s SST, SST has his hand on the belt. Mills Lane raises Simon’s hand in victory.
LN: What a hard fought match between these two CrusierWeights. But Simple Simon Terry is the undisputed CrusierWeight Champion of the NEW Era.
LN: I've gotten word that the Lost Prophets and The Pimp Ryders are a no show tonight. So President AJ has disqualified them from the Tag Team Tournament.
MI:So it looks like The Downward Spiral will take on Da Dawgs for the right to face either the US Tag Champions or the World Tag Champions.
LN:Well what about Mikey? He just fought a brutal match? Does he even have the strength to go on?
MI:I guess we are about to find out.
LN: What a night it’s been so far Mike, I can hardly believe the action we’ve seen so far.
MI: That’s right Larry and it’s only going to get more intense because the match is going to decide two things. The winner is going to get a shot at the NEW World Tag Team titles and the loser gets a shot at the NEW US Tag Team Titles.
LN: Not a bad consolation prize if you ask me.
[Larry is interrupted by white pyros streaming from the top of the entrance way as the NEW-tron lights up as the letters ‘TDS’ begin to flash in bright gold letters. The fans immediately hop to their feet as Mikey and En Fuego appear at the top of the ramp. Mikey has got a garbage can lid in one hand and a baseball bat in the other. He bangs the two into each other as if in a challenge as the two head their way down to the ring. The fans are trying to get high fives and back pats into the two hardcore demons of the NEW. The referee points to Mikey and indicates that he should leave the garbage can lid and the bat at ringside. He does so, as his partner En Fuego checks the ropes and the turnbuckles before the match.]
MI: I didn’t realize that this was a HARDCORE tag team title match.
LN: Get with the program Mike, in the NEW every things legal, so long as you don’t get caught.
[Suddenly there is a sound of a wolf howling echoing throughout the arena as Da Dawgs music begins to play. Spike and Hooch appear at the top of the ramp and hold their hands up in victory, they then turn to each other and give each other a head butt as they growl to get themselves pumped for the match ahead. With that they turn and run towards the ring, they both slide into the ring and hop to their feet and begin pumelling Mikey and En Fuego with left and right puches. The referee calls for the bell.]
Ding Ding Ding
MI: Spike and Hooch aren’t wasting any time here putting the knuckles to The Downward Spiral. I get the feeling that this match is going to brutal and that there will be blood spilt before we hear the bell ringing again.
LN: Time will tell if you prove to be a prophet Mike but right now Hooch has taken his spot in his corner as has Mikey this leaves En Fuego and Spike in the middle of the ring. Spike tosses En Fuego into a neutral turnbuckle and follows up with a huge boot to the chin. He heads back off the opposite rope and tries to build up steam but Spike quickly ducks out of the way sending Spike crashing into the metal
post
MI: Mikey’s on his toes tonight. Now he has hopped up on the turnbuckle and is pounding hooch with a series of left and right hooks to the jaw. Mikey takes a step back and kicks Spike right in the midsection driving the wind out of him. He drags him by the scruff of the neck over to his corner where he tags in En Fuego. The two throw him into the opposite rope where Hooch reaches out in vain to make the tag but isn’t able to make it. Meanwhile the Downward Spiral lock hands and go for a double clothesline.
LN: Spike ducks under the clothesline and gains some momentum of the ropes. But is caught even harder on the return by The Downward Spiral. Mikey leaves the ring as En Fuego continues to work over Spike with a series of kicks. He picks him up and throws him into the rope and nailing a huge inverted DDT. En Fuego makes the cover 1…2…
MI: Hooch comes into the ring to make the save by hitting an elbow drop to the back of En Fuego. Mikey is back in the ring now battling with Spike as En Fuego and Hooch trades blows with each other. Who’s the legal man right now?
Larry Nabsico: En Fuego and Spike are the legal men, the referee is yelling for Mikey and Hooch to get back to their corners. They slowly do so, but Spike takes advantage of the confusion to tag in his partner Hooch. En Fuego looks a little confused with all the men being in the ring, I don’t know if he knows who the legal man is.
MI: But Hooch just crushed him with a spear sending him down to the canvas. Now he is assailing En Fuego with slaps to the face. Hooch flips over En Fuego and hooks on a Boston Crab submission move. The referee is checking to see if En Fuego submits. But this time it’s Mikey into make the save with a kick to the head to Hooch. The referee warns him and sends him back to his corner.
LN: Hooch tosses En Fugeo into a neutral corner and the follows up with a clothesline sending both men tumbling down to ringside. The referee starts the count
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MI: Hooch gets to his feet and sends En Fuego’s face hard down into the reinforced guard rail that is holding the fans back from the ring.
2
LN: Hooch slams En Fuego’s head down again and again into the concrete rail as the fans nearby cheer for blood.
3
MI: Locking his Elbow into position En Fuego is able to reverse the move by shifting his body weight and thus sending Hooch down into the concrete. He picks up Hooch by the arm and whips him into the metal post closest to us here at the announcers desk. His head just hit that post with a sickening thud.
4
LN: Hooch is looking stunned but is met with a super kick to the face as he staggers over towards the announcers table and bumps up against it. En Fuego with a body tackle sends him down. Hey get him out of my lap and back into the ring!
5
MI: En Fuego grabs a microphone cord and begins to strangle Hooch with it as he gurgles for air on the desk in front of us. Hey I was drinking that!
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SMASH!
LN: The sound of broken glass is heard as Hooch picks up a pitcher of water that Mike was drinking and smashes it into the temple of En Fuego. Who staggers back in dismay as a bit of blood appears on his forehead. He backs right up to the ring as Hooch takes advantage and climbs him like a ladder to hop into the ring.
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MI: Hooch grabs En Fuego by the hair and hauls him up into the ring and into his corner where he makes the tag to Spike. They throw En Fuego into the ropes and prepare to make a double bulldog of him on the return but miscalculate and throw him to close to Mike who is able to make the tag and hop into the ring. Mikey hits the ring like a house of fire attacking both Hooch and Spike as En Fuego recuperates in the corner. He succeeds in knocking Hooch right out of the ring and onto the mat.
LN: He tosses Spike into his corner where En Fuego wraps the rope from the turnbuckle around his neck while Mikey distracts the referee in the middle of the ring. Spike is now slumped over in the ring corner so Mikey grabs him and pulls him to the center of the ring. In order to put Spike away for sure he climbs a turnbuckle.
MI: Oh no! Here comes Hooch! Hooch has knocked Mikey off the top turnbuckle causing him to fall and sack his nuts on the rope. My god, I can feel that from here.
LN: I guess Mikey won’t be getting lucky tonight. He is currently lying in the fetal position in the middle of the ring beside Spike who I think is still unconsious thanks to En Fuego’s stranglehold. All he needs to do is stick out his arm and he’s won the match.
MI: Wait a minute, Spike is starting to come to. He is starting to crawl towards his corner to tag in Hooch as is Mikey With a final lunge Spike is able to make the tag and Hooch grabs Mikey by the ankle dragging him back in the middle of the ring. He spreads out Mikey’s legs in the middle of the ring as Spike climbs the turnbuckle. Oh no… don’t tell me!
LN: Hooch with a flying head but right into the injured groin of Mikey. That’s just insult to injury, Spike is able to get up and intercept En Fuego as Hooch makes the cover…
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MI: Kickout! I can’t believe that Mikey just kicked out of that pin. After being sacked twice in five minutes he still has got the drive to continue this fight! Hooch can’t believe it, he thought he had this match won. Spike returns to his corner as Hooch picks up the battered Mikey and tosses him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline on the return but Mikey is able to duck under it.
CRASH!
LN: And run right into the referee knocking him to the ground. Things always get ugly when this happens, especially when the Downward Spiral is involved. Wait a minute, where is En Fuego going. He’s sneaking back to the ringside to grab the baseball bat he brought down! This can’t be good!
MI: En Fuego is right behind Spike now as he swings the baseball bat at the back of his legs!
THUD!
LN: Spike hits the ground like a ton of bricks as his legs were taken out from under him. En Fuego then slides into the ring and does a similar assault on Spike allowing his partner to gain the advantage. Now what are they doing?
MI: It looks like Rock, Paper Scissors. Mikey has gone with the conservative rock while as En Fuego has opted for the slightly more aggressive scissors. But Rock smashes Scissors!
LN: En Fuego hands Mikey the baseball bat as he picks up Hooch and puts him into a full Nelson. Hooch is helpless now and the referee is still on the ground. Mikey pulls back the bat prepared for a full swing.
HOME RUN!
MI: The bat goes crashing into the ribs of Hooch as he slumps onto the ground. En Fuego wakes the referee who rolls over groggilly. He then goes over to make sure that Spike is unable to come in and make the save. The referee makes a slow count!
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DING! DING! DING!
LN: It’s over! The Downward Spiral won the match!
Ring Announcer: And here are your winners and the new number one contenders for the NEW World Tag Team Titles. The Downward Spiral… MIKEY and ENNNNNNN FUUUUUEEEEEGGGO!
